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Inside the Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book
25 pages of bold, sweary A4 designs for adults who would rather colour something that matches their actual vocabulary.
Adult colouring books are usually calm, tasteful and filled with intricate flowers.
This is not one of those.
The Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book contains 25 pages of bold, sweary designs for adults who would rather colour something that matches their actual vocabulary.
What is inside?
The book contains:
- 25 adult-humour colouring designs
- bold characters
- sweary phrases
- A4 pages
- paper selected for colouring
- artwork created for people aged 18 and over
- unapologetically British humour
The designs are intended to be entertaining before, during and after colouring.
Some people begin carefully. Others choose one colour and attack the page with the emotional energy of somebody replying to a work email.
Both approaches are valid.
Who is it for?
The colouring book works best for adults who:
- enjoy strong language
- like British humour
- already enjoy colouring
- need a screen-free activity
- appreciate gifts that create a reaction
- are difficult to buy for
- have friends who know them too well
It is not designed for children and should not be presented as a children’s colouring product.
When does it make a good gift?
Birthdays: it works as a funny birthday present for someone who does not want another serious gift.
Secret Santa: the product sits within many common Secret Santa budgets and creates an immediate reaction when opened.
Leaving presents: give it to the colleague who has spent several years explaining why everyone else is doing things incorrectly.
Cheer-up gifts: sometimes a friend does not need a profound speech. They need something funny and an evening away from messages.
Gifts for yourself: you do not need to wait for somebody else to demonstrate good judgement.
Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book
25 pages of sweary, savage A4 colouring designs. Half therapy, half chaos, printed on paper thick enough to survive it.
What can you colour it with?
Test your chosen pens or markers discreetly before using them heavily.
Coloured pencils are the simplest option. Fine liners and markers can create stronger colour, but different pens behave differently on paper.
Place a spare sheet behind the page if using heavier markers.
Is adult colouring actually relaxing?
Many people find colouring enjoyable because it provides a focused activity away from screens and notifications.
BanterBros does not make medical or therapeutic claims. This is a funny adult colouring book, not a replacement for professional healthcare or support.
Its job is to give you something entertaining to colour while everybody leaves you alone for a bit.
Why strong language?
Because safe, sanitised jokes are already available everywhere else.
The product is designed for adults who enjoy direct humour and want a colouring book that feels less polite.
The language is part of the product, not a surprise hidden halfway through it.
Designed and printed in the UK
The Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book is created and printed in the UK.
It is sent in plain outer packaging, so the outside of the parcel does not advertise what is inside.
Is it suitable for work?
That depends entirely on where you work.
It may be an excellent desk-break activity in one workplace and a very short route to an uncomfortable conversation in another.
Know the recipient, the workplace and the difference between banter and making someone uncomfortable.
What should you buy with it?
At present, the only companion product is the A5 “Shit I’ll Probably Ignore” Notepad.
A5 Notepad – “Shit I'll Probably Ignore”
A5 tear-off notepad with 50 sheets, made in the UK. For to-do lists that start with “survive”.
Ready to begin?
Choose your colours, turn off your notifications and start with whichever page most accurately describes your day.
View the Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book →
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