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BanterBros C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0 – 2027
A proper A4 2027 wall calendar with twelve brand-new, brutally relatable characters, British humour and hidden jokes on every page.
£14.99£17.99
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the banter is back.
Bigger. Worse.
And somehow still legal.
The C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0
2027 — out now
Twelve brand-new characters. A full year of absolute chaos. A proper A4 wall calendar you can actually write on.
£14.99£17.99Launch offer
In stock · Dispatched in 1–2 working days · Printed in the UK
Printed in the UK
Written here. Not licensed jokes.
Dispatch in 1–2 days
Packed by actual humans.
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BanterBros Original C.U.N.T. Calendar – 2027 Edition
The original BanterBros calendar, updated for 2027. A proper A4 wall calendar with 12 months of brutally relatable British humour and the original characters that started it all.
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Where banter meets business
Born in the North East. Raised on sarcasm.
BanterBros started because greeting cards were shite. Everything on the shelf was either sickly sweet or trying way too hard. So the range was built around the stuff people actually want to give their mates — brutal, funny and unmistakably British.
Everything is created in the UK, printed properly and packed by actual humans. If it doesn't make someone snort, it doesn't get made.
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The usual questions
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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