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A5 Notepad – “Shit I'll Probably Ignore”
£12.99
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A5 tear-off notepad with 50 sheets, made in the UK. For to-do lists that start with “survive”.
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- 14-day returns under UK Consumer Contracts Regulations
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- Designed and printed in the UK
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Perfect for writing down all the things you know damn well you're not doing.
The Shit I'll Probably Ignore A5 notepad is for serial procrastinators, passive-aggressive note leavers and anyone whose to-do list starts with “Survive”. Sits nicely on a desk, quietly judging everyone.
Specs
- Size
- A5
- Sheets
- 50 tear-off sheets
- Origin
- Made in the UK
- Best for
- Desk gift or stocking filler
Complete the set
People who bought this usually can't stop at one. One parcel, one delivery charge.
“Shit I'll Probably Ignore” Notepad£12.99- +
Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book£14.99
Set total £27.98
Before you ask
Delivery & returns
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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