Four questions. One terrible idea.
Find the perfectly inappropriate gift.
Tell us who it's for, why they deserve it and how far over the line you're willing to go.
Takes less than 30 seconds. Unlike choosing something yourself.
How the BanterBros gift finder works
Four questions: who it's for, what the excuse is, how rude you're willing to go and how much you're prepared to waste on them. We match your answers against live stock, current prices and how filthy each product actually is — then give you one clear recommendation, a safer alternative and a bigger option if you're feeling generous.
Everything we recommend is in stock, priced honestly and packed discreetly. Popular with Secret Santa victims, work leaving dos, birthdays for the mate who has everything, and Christmas presents for people who deserve worse.