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BanterBros C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0 – 2027
12 months. 12 characters. 365 days of absolute chaos.
There's one in every friend group.
£14.99£17.99
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A proper A4 2027 wall calendar with twelve brand-new, brutally relatable characters, British humour and hidden jokes on every page.
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Official BanterBros® 2027 Calendar
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- 14-day returns under UK Consumer Contracts Regulations
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- Designed and printed in the UK
The full story
The BanterBros C.U.N.T. Calendar is back for 2027 with 12 completely new, brutally relatable characters, savage British humour, ridiculous one-liners and hidden visual jokes throughout.
Every month takes aim at a different type of person we all know, from the New Year New Me C.U.N.T. and Relationship C.U.N.T. to the Holiday, Gossip, Paranormal, Mood-Hoover and Christmas C.U.N.T.
It is designed to be genuinely funny but still work as a proper A4 wall calendar, with clear monthly grids and room to write appointments, birthdays, reminders and everything else you'll probably forget.
Specs
- Format
- A4 portrait wall calendar
- Finished size
- 21 × 29.7 cm
- Dates
- January to December 2027
- Pages
- 12 individually designed monthly character pages
- Layout
- Monday-first UK calendar layout
- Date boxes
- Large writable date boxes
- Artwork
- Full-colour BanterBros artwork
- Humour
- British humour throughout
- Product
- Physical printed product — 1 calendar supplied
- Rating
- Adult humour and strong language
Please note: This calendar contains strong language and adult humour.
Why you'll love it
Funny, and actually useful
Actually usable
A proper 2027 wall calendar with clear writable date boxes.
Brutally relatable
Every month is based on a character you definitely know.
Packed with hidden jokes
One-liners, visual gags and little Easter eggs throughout.
Made for gifting
Ideal for mates, partners, colleagues, family and anyone with a dangerously accurate sense of humour.
The perfect gift for
- Christmas
- Secret Santa
- Birthdays
- Mates
- Partners
- Workmates
- Office gifts
- Stocking fillers
- Anyone who loves British humour
Complete the set
People who bought this usually can't stop at one. One parcel, one delivery charge.
C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0 – 2027£14.99- +
Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book£14.99 - +
“Shit I'll Probably Ignore” Notepad£12.99
Set total £42.97
Before you ask
Delivery & returns
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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