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The C.U.N.T. Calendar 2026
£4.99£14.99
2026 edition — final stock at £4.99. The 2027 edition is out now.
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A4 wall calendar with twelve months of brutally funny, sweary British wisdom. Designed and printed in the UK.
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- UK dispatch within 1–2 working days
- 14-day returns under UK Consumer Contracts Regulations
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- Designed and printed in the UK
The full story
A bold, brutal calendar that does not give a f*ck. The C.U.N.T. Calendar stands for Certified Unapologetic Narcissistic Twattish — and every month delivers savage wisdom for people who've had enough of sugar-coated nonsense.
Warning: contains truths HR wouldn't approve of. Hang it in the kitchen, hang it above your desk, watch the group chat go feral.
Specs
- Size
- A4 wall calendar
- Months
- 12 savage monthly designs
- Design
- Clean editorial layout, unapologetic energy
- Origin
- Designed and printed in the UK
Complete the set
People who bought this usually can't stop at one. One parcel, one delivery charge.
C.U.N.T. Calendar 2026£4.99- +
“Shit I'll Probably Ignore” Notepad£12.99
Set total £17.98
Before you ask
Delivery & returns
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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