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Cute As Fuck Colouring Book
Cute on the outside. Feral on the inside.
A cosy colouring book for sweary souls.
£13.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Cute, cosy and completely inappropriate. An adult colouring book packed with adorable designs, sweary humour and plenty of reasons to switch off and colour.
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- UK dispatch within 1–2 working days
- 14-day returns under UK Consumer Contracts Regulations
- Secure Stripe checkout · Card
- Designed and printed in the UK
The full story
Cute. Cosy. Sweary as fuck.
The Cute As Fuck Colouring Book is made for people who like their self-care with a bit more attitude.
Packed with cosy, cute illustrations mixed with completely inappropriate language, it is the perfect combination of wholesome and unhinged.
Think adorable animals, flowers, plants, cosy scenes and feel-good colouring, ruined beautifully by sweary little reminders that life is sometimes a complete shitshow.
Perfect for switching off, colouring away the stress, gifting to your equally inappropriate mate, or simply sitting with a brew and ignoring everyone for an hour.
This is not your nan’s colouring book. Unless your nan is an absolute icon.
Specs
- Product
- Physical adult colouring book
- Artwork
- Bold black-and-white line designs for colouring
- Style
- Cute animals, plants and cosy scenes with sweary humour
- Age
- 18+ adult humour and strong language
- Brand
- BanterBros original product
18+ adult humour. Contains strong language. Not suitable for children.
Why you'll love it
Funny, and actually useful
Wholesome meets unhinged
Cute, cosy illustrations with completely inappropriate humour.
Switch off
Colour away the stress and ignore everyone for a bit.
Make it yours
Bold line artwork and individual designs ready for your colouring.
Giftable as fuck
For mates, partners, colleagues and family with a sweary sense of humour.
The perfect gift for
- Mates
- Partners
- Colleagues
- Family
- Birthdays
- Christmas
- Secret Santa
Complete the set
People who bought this usually can't stop at one. One parcel, one delivery charge.
Cute As Fuck£13.99- +
C.U.N.T. Calendar 2.0 – 2027£13.99 - +
“Shit I'll Probably Ignore” Notepad£9.99
Set total £37.97
Before you ask
Delivery & returns
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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