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BanterBros Original C.U.N.T. Calendar – 2027 Edition
The OG. Where the chaos began.
Before 2.0, there was the original.
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The original BanterBros calendar, updated for 2027. A proper A4 wall calendar with 12 months of brutally relatable British humour and the original characters that started it all.
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Official BanterBros® Original 2027 Calendar
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- Designed and printed in the UK
The full story
The original BanterBros calendar is back and updated for 2027.
This is the calendar that started the chaos, packed with 12 months of brutally relatable British humour, savage one-liners, outrageous characters and original BanterBros artwork.
It is still a proper usable A4 wall calendar, with clear monthly date grids and plenty of room for appointments, birthdays, reminders and everything else you'll probably forget.
Specs
- Format
- A4 portrait wall calendar
- Finished size
- 21 × 29.7 cm
- Dates
- January to December 2027
- Layout
- Monday-first UK calendar layout
- Pages
- 12 individually designed monthly pages
- Date boxes
- Large writable date boxes
- Artwork
- Full-colour BanterBros artwork
- Humour
- British humour throughout
- Product
- Physical printed product — 1 calendar supplied
- Rating
- Strong language and adult humour
Please note: This calendar contains strong language and adult humour.
Where the chaos began
Before Calendar 2.0 came the original.
The OG BanterBros calendar introduced the characters, the brutal one-liners and the unapologetic British humour that started the whole thing.
Now updated for 2027, it's back for anyone who missed it first time around, wants the original edition, or just wants twice as much chaos hanging on the wall.
Own the original. Then upgrade the chaos with 2.0.
Why you'll love it
Funny, and actually useful
The original
The first BanterBros calendar and the one that started the madness.
Actually useful
A proper A4 2027 wall calendar with large writable date boxes.
Brutally relatable
A full year of characters and jokes that remind you of someone you know.
Made for gifting
Perfect for mates, partners, colleagues, Secret Santa and anyone who appreciates inappropriate British humour.
The perfect gift for
- Christmas
- Secret Santa
- Birthdays
- Mates
- Partners
- Workmates
- Office gifts
- Stocking fillers
- British humour fans
- Existing BanterBros customers
Two editions
OG or 2.0?
Original 2027
Where the chaos began.
- Original characters
- Original jokes
- The classic BanterBros calendar
- Updated for 2027
Calendar 2.0
The chaos continues.
- Completely new characters
- New one-liners
- New visual jokes
- 2027 sequel edition
Can't choose? Get both.
Complete the set
People who bought this usually can't stop at one. One parcel, one delivery charge.
Original Calendar – 2027£14.99- +
Cheeky Cunt Colouring Book£14.99 - +
“Shit I'll Probably Ignore” Notepad£12.99
Set total £42.97
Before you ask
Delivery & returns
Where is my order?
You'll get a shipping confirmation email once your order leaves us, with tracking included where it's available. If it's been more than 7 working days in the UK, email support@banterbros.co.uk with your order number and we'll chase it.
How long is delivery?
We pack and dispatch within 1–2 working days. UK standard delivery usually takes 2–4 working days from dispatch. Peak periods like Christmas and calendar drops can add a little time.
Do you ship internationally?
Born in the North, delivered everywhere. UK orders go out via Evri and Royal Mail; international destinations are quoted at checkout based on your address. Any import duties or taxes are the customer's responsibility. If your country isn't showing at checkout, email support@banterbros.co.uk and we'll sort it.
How do returns work?
You have 14 days from delivery to tell us you'd like to return something, then another 14 days to send it back, in line with the UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Items need to be unused, in original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Email support@banterbros.co.uk as fast as humanly possible with your order number. If it hasn't been packed yet we'll sort it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
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