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BanterBros
BanterBros™ — Planner

Christmas, handled. Allegedly.

Artwork incoming

Preview artwork — concept only, not the final product.

TEASEDPLANNER

The organiser for people who are absolutely not organised.

Christmas, handled. Allegedly.

Gift lists, budgets, food, the dinner timings nobody agrees on, cards, decorations, delivery tracking and the family plans you're already dreading.

Waitlist

You asked first, so you get first dibs when it launches.

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What it’ll cover

  • Gift lists & budgets
  • Christmas dinner timings
  • Food shopping
  • Cards & decorations
  • Delivery tracking
  • Family plans

Final content, artwork, naming and pricing to be confirmed. We’re not inventing details we don’t have.

Questions

What people ask about this one

When does it actually drop?

No date yet. We only announce a release date for The Christmas Planner once printing is booked — waitlist members hear first, before anyone else.

What happens if I join the waitlist?

One email when it launches, plus early access before it goes public. No spam, no daily nonsense, unsubscribe whenever.

Can I pre-order or buy it now?

Not yet — nothing is charged and no stock exists. Everything you can actually buy today is in the shop below.

Is the artwork final?

No. Everything shown here is preview artwork. Final content, naming and pricing get confirmed before launch.

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The original BanterBros calendar, updated for 2027. A proper A4 wall calendar with 12 months of brutally relatable British humour and the original characters that started it all.

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